Ali

Age:  30
 
Occupation: Pediatric Dentist
 
Relation to Dan/Dave: Cook and Nanny
 
Why will you win? The human GPS Sonali
 
Why will you lose? Disqualified for fighting
 
Not including your team, which team stands the best chance of winning? The elder Degiralamo's. I think they cheated last time
 
What have you done to prepare for this race? Eating sour patch kids and ice Cream
 
What do people tend to underestimate about you? My dashing good looks, extreme intelligence, Adonis-Like physique and humility.
 
For those that were in last year’s race
 
…what was the best part of the race for you? Watching the green team scramble around without a clue.
 
…and what advice would you give to this year’s new racers? Stay the F*&K outta my way BIZZLES!
 
What one song have you listened to the most in your lifetime? Hey Macarena!
 
As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up (and how close did you come)? Wonder Woman
 
What is the area of Manhattan that you know the best? My Bedroom
 
Who probably looks better naked - Dan or Dave (remind yourself who is organizing the teams before writing your response)?  I've seen them both naked and I say Barley.
 
Say something nice here about Dan and Dave: Something nice here about Dan and Dave.
 
Anything else you would like to say? THE HARVARD CLUB IS NOT A NYC LANDMARK.

Sonali

Age: Atomically . . approximately 13.7 billion

Occupation: Rainwoman

Relation to Dan/Dave: House Elf

Why will you win? I’m not sure I understand this “why” issue. . .

Why will you lose? Yeah, I don’t really understand this question either. . .

Not including your team, which team stands the best chance of winning?
Barley and Carver

What have you done to prepare for this race? Oh shit. . it’s like in a month, right? Damnit Ali, we said we’d learn Sudoku!

What do people tend to underestimate about you? My boobs.


For those that were in last year’s race……what was the best part of the race for you?

Hey Ali, remember when we WON?
Oh wait, crap, that wasn’t us. It’s OK babe, this year. I promise we’ll win or we’ll commit to a life of celibacy.

…and what advice would you give to this year’s new racers?

LOSE


What one song have you listened to the most in your lifetime? My Humps – Ali sings it to himself non-stop. . . curious, I know.

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up (and how close did you come)? A whore!!! Just kidding – I mean, Ali Asgari’s girlfriend. . . awww. Check.

What is the area of Manhattan that you know the best? The bathroom at Pizzeria Uno

Who probably looks better naked – Dan or Dave (remind yourself who is organizing the teams before writing your response)? Barley

Say something nice here about Dan and Dave: They’re catering my lunch and dinner AND giving me a bunch of prizes for winning their race . . . what more can I say?

Anything else you would like to say? I’m so pissed Melinda got kicked off – I’m never watching Idol again! I love you, Aligooz!