Jason
Age: 37
Occupation: Bikini waxer (Subspecialty: Brazilian Hot
Wax)
Relation to Dan/Dave: My best customers.
Why will you win? I have the unique ability to smell odors
that most humans cannot. Almost like a dog.
Why will you lose? I have OCD and a very weak bladder.
Not including your team, which team stands the best chance of winning?
Is Chris Stappas playing? Anyway, definitely not the DeGiralamos if I have
anything to do with it. If they think I forgot what they did to me last
year they’ve got another thing coming…Give’n me the “Stop
and wait” Card…Mothe#$%&%@#s
What have you done to prepare for this race? Hot waxed
my entire body
What do people tend to underestimate about you? My weight
For those that were in last year’s race…
…what was the best part of the race for you? The Pigs-in-a-blanket…they
were delicious. Thanks Dan.
…and what advice would you give to this year’s new
racers? With a little Vaseline and the will to win at all costs,
it’s amazing where you can hide some extra money and a Blackberry.
What one song have you listened to the most in your lifetime?
Bohemian Rhapsody
As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up (and how close
did you come)? A midget clown (50%)
What is the area of Manhattan that you know the best?
That’s easy…Chelsea or the West Village or maybe Chelsea…well
you get the point.
Who probably looks better naked – Dan or Dave (remind yourself
who is organizing the teams before writing your response)? Dan…Trust
me…
Say something nice here about Dan and Dave: They tip well
and don’t smell…and that’s about as nice as it comes.
Anything else you would like to say? If I lose, I want
my money back…a hundred bucks…the nerve of some people.
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Jill
Age: 42
Occupation: Real Estate Consultant
Relation to Dan/Dave: Friend
Why will you win? I cheat
Why will you lose? I cheat
Not including your team, which team stands the best chance of winning?
Don't know
What have you done to prepare for this race? Well
it's not getting enough sleep that's for sure
What do people tend to underestimate about you?
My problem solving skills
For those of you who did not enter last year’s race…
…do you have any idea what you signed up for?
no
What one song have you listened to the most in your lifetime?
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up (and how close
did you come)? I wanted to feed the animals at
the zoo. I fed a giraff last week.
What is the area of Manhattan that you know the best?
Saks Fifth Avenue
Who probably looks better naked – Dan or Dave (remind yourself
who is organizing the teams before writing your response)?
I don't want to even try and imagine it in my head.
Say something nice here about Dan and Dave:
Dan and Dave are good hosts.
Anything else you would like to say? not really
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