Jeff

Age: I do not age
 
Occupation:  Sweatshop child laborer
 
Relation to Dan/Dave: Former friend of Dave
    
Why will you win? Because i am at one with the universe 
 
Why will you lose?  Because i am severely disturbed
 
Not including your team, which team stands the best chance of winning? Girls Gone Wild
 
What have you done to prepare for this race? I choose not to run (a kiss to the 1st person to identify the origin of my answer) 
 
What do people tend to underestimate about you?  My lack of humor   
      
For those of you who did not enter last year’s race…
 
…do you have any idea what you signed up for? Huh-huh.....What? Where? I kneeeeew that you would ! 
 
What one song have you listened to the most in your lifetime? It's a tie between Muskrat Love, Feelings and the theme from Magilla Gorilla - i cant decide
 
As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up (and how close did you come)? An astronomer .....and, i always come far 
 
What is the area of Manhattan that you know the best?  Shea Stadium 
 
Who probably looks better naked – Dan or Dave (remind yourself who is organizing the teams before writing your response)? Dan (i only know Dave) 
 
Say something nice here about Dan and Dave: I like Dan more than Dave   
 
Anything else you would like to say?  Bruce is touring - get ready for a house party !!  

Jordan

Age: Is just a number

Occupation: Unemployment

Relation to Dan/Dave: former cell-block bunkmate of Dave’s

Why will you win? Because I win regardless of the “outcome” visible to all you earthlings

Why will you lose? I am socially awkward; People get weirded out by my twitch

Not including your team, which team stands the best chance of winning? Naked Young Females

What have you done to prepare for this race? I eat a LOT

What do people tend to underestimate about you? They underestimate how much they overestimate about me

For those of you who did not enter last year’s race…

…do you have any idea what you signed up for? Sure; it’s a Uzbeki bake-off, right?

What one song have you listened to the most in your lifetime? I Will Always Love You

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up (and how close did you come)? A Motherfuckin’ Hustler; pretty damn close

What is the area of Manhattan that you know the best? It’s a tie: Shake Shack and Pizza 33

Who probably looks better naked – Dan or Dave (remind yourself who is organizing the teams before writing your response)? Dan (I only know Dave)

Say something nice here about Dan and Dave: Dan backwards spells “Nad”, which is pretty cool; Dave’s hair usually smells terrific;

Anything else you would like to say? LT looks really shaken up in the post-game interview; Pats may very well run the table; look out ’72 Fins.